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When she was recovered, she was already pregnant and eventually gave birth to Fredrick Charles Krueger.īoomstick: Freddy was put up for adoption and was taken in by… HOLY SHIT! IS THAT ALICE COOPER?! Due to some… questionable decisions, Amanda was accidently locked away and left to be the victim of the inmates. Wiz: Our satanic sadomasochistic story begins in 1940 where a nun named Amanda Krueger was working at the Hathaway House Sanitarium. (Music: Main Titles by Charles Bernstein from A Nightmare on Elm Street. Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a Death Battle! Wiz: And Dream the ancient being from Neil Gaiman’s The Sandman. We do not know why we dream of certain things or why they appear the way they do, but what if there was a way to control the place in which we sleep?īoomstick: Freddy Krueger the Springwood Slasher from A Nightmare on Elm Street. Wiz: Dreams they are mysterious to us and inspire us only in our sleep. These two masters of dreams now duke it out and when the ash clears, only one will remain. Norman: *curled up in the fetal position on the couch, muttering unintelligibly about his house being destroyed… again*ĭr.Masters of the dreaming world representing light and dark. Ghostface: After they get out of the kitchen, I’ll get us some popcorn *The sounds of objects breaking, feet running angrily across the wood floors, and Freddy cursing echo through the house as Freddy vs. Jason: *bursts into the room, angrily, armed with a flamethrower*įreddy: *gulp* SHIT I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF THAT THING *retreats down the hall* Norman: G-guys? Maybe we should look for J. Kazza: Hey! That’s suit of armor LUNGED at me, okay? Michael: Can’t get a glass of water at night without waking the entire house e_e Michael: And yet Kazza, who’s half his size. Ghostface: How do you not notice a zombie, built like a pro-weight wrestler on steroids, disappear? Voorhees stealth, especially considering his size Kazza: *cleaning water from her glasses* Yeah, pizza-face, what’s the big idea?įreddy: SHUDDUP!! YOU ASSHATS THINK HOCKEY PUCK BEAT ME LAST TIME BUT I’M HERE TO PROVE I’M THE TOP DOG HEREĭr. Norman: G-g-great!! Now I have to line dry this r-r-rug!! *wringing the water out of his sweater sleeves* Ghostface: Damn it… I can’t come up with any good sex puns about being wet right now… e_e Kazza: Huh? When the devil did he sneak out of here? e_eįreddy: SURPRISE MUTHERFUCKERS!! *douses everyone with a dangerously oversized supersoaker* Krueger is not gracing our existence with his… unruly presence? Lecter: Excuse me, but has anyone else noticed Mr. Michael: She doesn’t… she watches hockey…ĭr. Norman: I didn’t realize Kazza w-w-watched wrestling Kazza: They don’t pause a WWE match when one player gets injured and wait for months while it heals before resuming the match!! Kazza: Only for a fight to the death!! WWE and all other normal people go for either a knockout or when one of the opponents is incapacitated. Ghostface: You can’t WIN if your opponent is still alive Ghostface: Uh, no, technically he didn’t. Norman: D-d-didn’t they make a movie about this? Horror Movie House Party: Slasher Q&A: Question #39īlack Moon : Who would win in a fight between Freddy and Jason?